This is a blog about the wonderful things coming out of Megan Ames' mouth. Enjoy.
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http://falconeggsandrocks.tumblr.com/ <- Megan Herself
http://shollister.tumblr.com <- Stephanie Blog maker/awesome friend.

"I want to know who at jack in the box was like, you know what, egg rolls"

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"I scrolled all the way down for some reason.
So I could get away from the words apparently"

- Megan when she freaks out.

"Have you ever just loved something so much you just smashed your face in it?"

- On Intense Feelings

  • Megan: You don't just ask someone if they're crying.
  • Stephanie: Dude right. Especially with my sunglasses on.
  • Megan: That's against the code of life.

"In my head I said Dr. Pepper, out loud I said Sprite. What I got was Diet Coke."

- On Ordering Wrong

"‘but nothing cheers me up like wallowing in my own despair’. thats the line that defines my life"

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"Read puggle and my brain thought it was a mix between a pug and a muggle."

- well.

"Actually coughed so hard I threw up. I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t been waiting for that"

- Sick Texts

"I feel like vomiting up my heart"

- Reactions to cute things

  • Question: Today Megan said "Oranges smell better than Vikings!" - honeybadgerateit
  • Answer: